Men You Shouldn’t Trust… But Definitely Should Kiss This Fall

Fall Book Boyfriends You Should Absolutely Not Trust… But Will Definitely Sleep With Anyway

Listen… fall does something to us. Maybe it's the chilly nights. Maybe it's the fog rolling over lonely streets. Maybe it's the turtlenecks — because honestly, one good turtleneck can erase years of good decision-making skills.

So today, let's celebrate the autumn book boyfriends we should absolutely not trust…

But we'd still let ruin our lives for one magical night.

Chaos You Can’t Resist

1. The Billionaire in a Turtleneck

He's rich. He's broody. He's probably emotionally unavailable — but he does own a cabin in the woods and smells like sandalwood and questionable intentions.

He'll pour you wine, light a fire, and kiss you like he's solving a problem only your lips can fix.

Red flags? Everywhere. Still worth it?

Yes.

2. The Haunted Innkeeper

He hands you a skeleton key and says, "Room 3 gets cold at night."

Translation: a spirit lives in there, and also he's flirting with you.

He talks quietly, stares intensely, and looks like he has a tragic backstory involving love, ghosts, or both.

Should you trust him? Not even a little.

Would you follow him up the creaky staircase? Absolutely.

3. The Cursed Painter

He paints your soul before he even knows your name.

He whispers things like "don't move," and suddenly you're in a dangerously sensual art pose.

He's tortured, dramatic, and probably thinks love is a doomed masterpiece —which means the sex would be unforgettable and the heartbreak cinematic.

4. The Lumberjack With Hidden Feelings

He chops wood like it insulted his mother.

He's quiet… until he isn't.

He says things like, "It's cold, take my jacket," then looks away like he didn't just activate your entire nervous system.

He's trustworthy… except for the fact that one kiss will have you moving into the mountains.

5. The Soft-Spoken Witch With Terrible Boundaries

He mixes potions. He whispers spells.

He "accidentally" enchants you into craving him. Look, consent is essential — and he does ask before he kisses you…

But he also glows a little when he's turned on, which is illegal levels of sexy.

6. The Brooding Professor Studying "Human Attraction Patterns"

Sir. Please. You know exactly what you're doing with those glasses and that voice.

Is he trustworthy?

No. He assigns emotional homework. But he will absolutely kiss you in his office with the door locked.

7. The Werewolf Who Swears He Can Control Himself

He cannot.

But the way he looks at you like you're moonlight incarnate? Yeah… you're done for.

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And now it's your turn...

Out of all these fall boyfriends,

which one would you "absolutely not trust"… and still take home?

No judgment. Only good taste.