The Sexy Girl’s Guide to Surviving Fall Dares (Mostly Clothed)

How to Survive a Halloween Dare Without Losing Your Dignity… or Your Bra

Let's be honest, babe:

Every Halloween, there's always that one friend who proposes a dare that sounds fun in theory… and then suddenly you're sprinting across a bar in heels, praying nothing pops out of your costume and that the cute guy you just flirted with doesn't notice you're actually one breath away from a wardrobe malfunction.

I say this with love:

Halloween dares are a battle between confidence, chaos, and cup support.

One Dare Away from a Wardrobe Crisis

So, here's your survival guide—straight from Ruby's "I've made this mistake before" playbook.

1. Wear a Costume That Fits… Your Fantasy, Not Your Fear

Here's the truth: if you're going to rock a sexy witch outfit, a tiny devil corset, or a pumpkin dress with cleavage engineered by NASA—

OWN IT.

A confident woman is unstoppable.

A confident woman with double-sided tape?

Invincible.

2. Do Not—And I Mean Do Not—Let Your Friends Choose the Dare While Drunk

Because that's how you end up handcuffed to a shy tech billionaire, dodging plastic spiders, and explaining to a baffled crowd why you're bobbing for apples like it's a competitive sport.

(…Actually, that one worked out great for Ruby. But still.)

3. Always Scout the Lighting First

Dim lighting = sexy mystery.

Fluorescent lighting = emotional terrorism.

Choose your battlegrounds wisely.

4. Keep One Emergency Line Ready to Go: "Oh, this is part of the performance."

Costume slips? Unexpected kiss?

You tripped into a stranger's arms, and now it looks like a dip? Just shrug like a diva and say it's "immersive theater."

5. Have a Flirty Exit Strategy

If the dare goes wrong, hit them with:

"Oops… guess I owe you a drink to make up for that."

Suddenly, the disaster becomes a meet-cute. (Trust me. Works every time.)

6. Remember: Dignity Is a State of Mind

If you smile, laugh, and strut like it was all part of the plan, nobody questions a thing. Confidence is the costume.

Everything else is just decoration…including the bra that tried to betray you.

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Bonus Treats Inside the Book

The Bewitching Kisses Bet includes exclusive bonus goodies, because if Ruby can survive a dare gone wrong, you deserve a little reward for your bravery, too.

Your Turn, Beautiful Reader

Tell me the truth:

What was your WORST (or sexiest) Halloween dare moment?

Share it and spread it wide so we can cackle, swoon, and cheer you on like the spicy book-club sisters we are.